Who What When Where Why We find out WHO the winner is in this final round, in which all of the answers begin with who, what, when, where, or why.
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OPHIRA EISENBERG, HOST:

It's time to crown our big winner. Let's bring back our finalists Laurell Haapanen, who's all about "Taxi Driver," "Law And Order" and bagels, and Ben Kafoglis, who played Penny in a shot-for-shot remake of "Dirty Dancing."

(APPLAUSE)

EISENBERG: Laurell, Ben, your final round is called More Questions Than Answers. Every answer begins with who, what, when, where or why. And our big winner will receive an ASK ME ANOTHER Rubik's Cube, signed by Michelle Wolf and Amber Ruffin. We rolled a 20-sided die backstage, and Ben is going first. Here we go. Ben, this popular children's book challenges the reader to find a man wearing a red-and-white striped shirt and hat.

BEN KAFOGLIS: "Where's Waldo?"

(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)

EISENBERG: That is correct. Laurell, this popular smartphone messaging service was acquired by Facebook in 2014 for nearly 20 billion.

LAURELL HAAPANEN: WhatsApp.

EISENBERG: That is correct.

(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)

EISENBERG: Ben, Abbott and Costello are known for this comedy routine about confusingly named baseball players.

KAFOGLIS: "Who's On First?"

EISENBERG: Correct.

(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)

EISENBERG: Laurell, Dr. Seuss' Grinch tried to ruin this town's Christmas.

HAAPANEN: Whoville.

EISENBERG: That's correct.

(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)

EISENBERG: Ben, The Black Eyed Peas received a Grammy nomination for this 2003 hit featuring an uncredited Justin Timberlake.

KAFOGLIS: "Where Is The Love?"

EISENBERG: That is correct.

(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)

EISENBERG: Laurell, this is Shakira's English language breakthrough lead single off her 2001 album "Laundry Service."

HAAPANEN: No idea. Something with hips - where's my hips?

EISENBERG: Incorrect. We were looking for "Whenever, Wherever." Ben, this 2004 Tyler Perry play was adapted into a movie of the same name. It spawned a 2010 sequel.

KAFOGLIS: My Tyler Perry movies aren't great. I don't know.

EISENBERG: We were looking for "Why Did I Get Married?" Laurell, this PBS children's game show ended with a contestant shouting do it, Rockapella.

HAAPANEN: "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?"

EISENBERG: That is correct.

(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)

EISENBERG: We're at the halfway point, and the score is tied three points each. Ben, Maurice Sendak wrote and illustrated this children's book about a runaway boy named Max.

KAFOGLIS: "Where The Wild Things Are."

EISENBERG: That is correct

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EISENBERG: Laurell, Shel Silverstein wrote and illustrated this book that includes a poem about "Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout"...

HAAPANEN: She would not take the garbage out.

EISENBERG: ...Who would not take the garbage out.

HAAPANEN: "Where The Sidewalk Ends."

EISENBERG: That is correct.

(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)

EISENBERG: Ben, this bestselling pregnancy advice book was originally published in 1984.

KAFOGLIS: "What to Expect When You're Expecting."

EISENBERG: That is correct.

(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)

EISENBERG: Laurell, couples George and Martha and Nick and Honey are at the center of this Edward Albee play about drunken confrontations.

HAAPANEN: "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"

EISENBERG: That is correct.

(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)

EISENBERG: OK, we have one last question for each of you. The score is tied. Ben, Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan play platonic friends who fall in love in this 1989 romantic comedy.

KAFOGLIS: OK, wait. So this is when they're in the diner, and she does the...

(LAUGHTER)

KAFOGLIS: ...Orgasm.

HAAPANEN: She enjoys her meal.

KAFOGLIS: And I'm - it's not coming to me. I know. It's like the second time that I've disappointed the audience - third maybe - "When Harry Met Sally."

(APPLAUSE)

EISENBERG: That is correct.

(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)

EISENBERG: Laurell, you have to get this question right to stay in the game. Tony Danza plays a retired baseball player who works as a housekeeper in this 1980s sitcom.

HAAPANEN: Angela, "Who's The Boss?"

EISENBERG: There you go.

(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)

EISENBERG: All right. Those are all of our questions. So we are down to a tiebreaker. It's Bugs Bunny's three-word catchphrase.

(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)

EISENBERG: Ben.

KAFOGLIS: What's up, doc?

EISENBERG: Well done.

(APPLAUSE)

EISENBERG: Laurell, congratulations. You were such a wonderful contestant. Thank you so much. Congratulations, Ben. And that is our show. ASK ME ANOTHER's house musician is Jonathan Coulton.

(APPLAUSE)

JONATHAN COULTON: My name anagrams to thou jolt a canon.

EISENBERG: Our puzzles were written by Camilla Franklin, Scott Ross and senior writers Greg Lightman and Karen Lurie (ph), with additional material by Kira Weinberger (ph) and Emily Winter. Our senior supervising producer is Rachel Neil. ASK ME ANOTHER is produced by Mike Katzif, Travis Larchuk, Kiara Powell (ph), Edward Wyckoff Williams, Romell Wood and our intern Alexis Stroemer, along with Steve Nelson and Anya Grundmann. We're recorded by Damon Whittemore, Noriko Okabe and Jeff O'Neil (ph). We'd like to thank our home in Brooklyn, N.Y. - the Bell House...

(APPLAUSE)

COULTON: Hot heel blues.

EISENBERG: ...And our production partner WNYC. I'm Her Ripe Begonias.

COULTON: Ophira Eisenberg.

EISENBERG: And this was ASK ME ANOTHER from NPR.

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