Cutting Off Long Oscar Speeches: In Defense Of The Conductor If you're ever tempted to blame the conductor who plays off the long acceptance speeches, you shouldn't — it's the producer's fault.
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Cutting Off Long Oscar Speeches: In Defense Of The Conductor

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Cutting Off Long Oscar Speeches: In Defense Of The Conductor

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No matter who wins an Oscar tonight, undoubtedly at least one acceptance speech will go on too long, and the orchestra will get its cue - as Cuba Gooding Jr. found out the hard way back in 1997, after winning Best Supporting Actor for his role in the film "Jerry Maguire."


CUBA GOODING JR.: And God, I love you. Hallelujah. Thank you, Father God, for putting me through what you put me through. But I'm here and I'm happy.


GOODING: I just want to...


GOODING: ...oh, here we go. OK. Studio, I love you. And Cameron Crowe and...

MARTIN: Getting played off the stage is by now an Oscar tradition. Ian Chillag and Mike Danforth, of NPR's "How to Do Everything" podcast, explain just how it works.

MIKE DANFORTH, BYLINE: Just so you can keep us straight, I'm Mike.

IAN CHILLAG, BYLINE: And I'm Ian. Now, everybody always wants to blame the conductor for playing the winners off.

DANFORTH: You may remember Julia Roberts even got mad at it.


JULIA ROBERTS: And sir, you're doing a great job, but you're so quick with that stick. So why don't you sit 'cause I may never be here again.


CHILLAG: Here's the thing: It's not the conductor's fault.

BILL ROSS: It's not the music director that's making that call.

DANFORTH: That's Bill Ross. He was the music director at last year's Oscars.

ROSS: It's the director of the show, the producer of the show. People think that it's the music director or the guy with the baton that's making this call, and I can assure you it's not.

CHILLAG: Every conductor has their own special song they use for this purpose. In Bill Ross' case...

ROSS: It's literally called "Too Long," and it's always sitting there on the stand. And it's very simple.


CHILLAG: The song "Too Long" is specifically orchestrated to make it harder and harder to talk over.

DANFORTH: So Bill, let's try this: We'll play a speech, and you kind of tell us what's going on in your headset, and in the pit, as the speaker's talking.

UNIDENTIFIED MAN: Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation conceived in liberty.

ROSS: All right, let's get ready to play this guy off. OK.


ROSS: Piano plays; it's playing. It's slowly getting a little bit louder. And then on cue, I'll bring in the strings. So, they start to build. We're getting more and more volume. Hopefully, they're getting the message. And then at a certain point, the brass come in. And it's orchestrated big and rich, and hard to talk through. Hopefully, by then, they've wrapped up their speech, and they're gone.

CHILLAG: If they fail to get the speaker off the stage, they dim the lights...

DANFORTH: ...they'll cut your mic...

CHILLAG: ...and go to commercial.

DANFORTH: They won't, however, tase you.

CHILLAG: Yeah, we asked.

DANFORTH: But before the orchestra became the established way of getting people off stage, they had other ways of doing it.

CHILLAG: Here's historian Jim Piazza talking about the 1956 Oscars, when Dorothy Malone won Best Supporting Actress.

JIM PIAZZA: She went on for five minutes and something, and nothing they could do could stop her. And finally, Jerry Lewis rushed out and took out his pocket watch and just swung it in front of her face. And that was her cutoff.

DANFORTH: Even though music is probably more polite than Jerry Lewis, the conductors still feel terrible about it.

CHILLAG: Bill, last year you played off Colleen Atwood, who won Best Costume Design for her work on "Alice in Wonderland." We can forward on a message. Anything you want to say to her?

ROSS: Colleen, I'm so sorry. As far as I'm concerned, you can stand out there and talk as long as you want.

DANFORTH: Hey, Colleen, does that help?

COLLEEN ATWOOD: Oh, that is very kind of him. I should thank Bill for that apology and - with all of the understanding of a fellow person behind the scenes.

CHILLAG: Remember, when you're watching tonight, it's not the conductor's fault.

DANFORTH: No, it's the director.

CHILLAG: Yeah, blame him.

DANFORTH: For NPR, I'm Mike Danforth.

CHILLAG: And I'm Ian Chillag.

MARTIN: Ian and Mike will be live-blogging the Oscars' red carpet with some of the other good folks from WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME! It's billed as style commentary from people who have none. Tonight, at

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