This, That Or The Other Barnevelder. Is it a craft beer, type of facial hair...or a chicken? Find out on our latest installment of This, That, or The Other.

This, That Or The Other

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OPHIRA EISENBERG, HOST:

Let's meet our next two contestants. Katie Pollock (ph), you were once chased by a lion.

KATIE POLLOCK: Yes, I was.

EISENBERG: Can you tell us about that please?

(LAUGHTER)

POLLOCK: I was on safari in East Africa with an Academy Award-nominated actress.

EISENBERG: Named?

POLLOCK: Can't tell you.

EISENBERG: Rhymes with?

POLLOCK: Still won't tell you.

EISENBERG: OK.

(LAUGHTER)

POLLOCK: And...

EISENBERG: But she didn't win?

POLLOCK: She has not won to my knowledge.

EISENBERG: All right. I got it.

POLLOCK: But we were on a horseback riding safari, and a lion came out from behind a bush and chased us. And our safari leader had a bullwhip like Indiana Jones and chased it off with the whip. And then I wished she had a gun. So...

EISENBERG: Yeah.

POLLOCK: ...That was a surprise.

EISENBERG: Now, did it go through your mind that you were like, uh, no one will let this woman die because she's famous?

POLLOCK: Yeah. In retrospect, I was probably like higher on the list of ones they would sacrifice, yes.

(LAUGHTER)

EISENBERG: Aaron Bach (ph), you are an Eagle Scout?

AARON BACH: That is correct.

EISENBERG: So once an Eagle Scout, always an Eagle Scout?

BACH: Yes, that's true.

EISENBERG: All right. So you must know, what should you do if you're chased by a lion?

BACH: Outrun your friends.

(LAUGHTER)

EISENBERG: Exactly, smart answer. You guys get to play one of our favorite games called This, That or the Other. I'm going to give you a word or a phrase, and you just have to tell me what category it belongs to. And today's categories are - facial hair, craft beer or type of chicken.

(LAUGHTER)

EISENBERG: OK. So buzz in to answer and if you're wrong, your opponent can steal. Here we go - ball bow.

(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)

EISENBERG: Katie?

POLLOCK: Facial hair.

EISENBERG: That is facial hair. Correct.

(APPLAUSE)

EISENBERG: Yes. Barnevelder.

(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)

EISENBERG: Katie?

POLLOCK: Craft beer.

EISENBERG: I'm sorry that is incorrect. What is it Aaron?

BACH: It's got to be a craft - facial hair.

(LAUGHTER)

POLLOCK: I thought that, too.

BACH: It sounds so much - it should be a craft beer, but I'm going to go facial hair.

EISENBERG: You're going to go with facial hair? It is a chicken. Yeah, it's a chicken. Supposedly, it's a chicken that is bred as friendly and talkative.

(LAUGHTER)

JONATHAN COULTON: Talkative?

EISENBERG: Yeah. I didn't know that was...

COULTON: That doesn't seem like a quality you'd want in a chicken.

(LAUGHTER)

EISENBERG: Like you'd want to make sure to - end that species immediately.

COULTON: Right. Pipe down, chicken.

(LAUGHTER)

EISENBERG: Kelpie.

(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)

EISENBERG: Aaron.?

BACH: Craft beer.

EISENBERG: You are correct. That is a craft beer, yeah.

(APPLAUSE)

EISENBERG: Old Dutch.

(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)

EISENBERG: Katie?

POLLOCK: Chicken.

EISENBERG: I'm sorry. That is incorrect. Aaron, what do you think?

BACH: Is that facial hair?

EISENBERG: Yes, facial hair. You are correct. That is what we're looking for.

(APPLAUSE)

EISENBERG: It is that old Dutch - it's that Amish beard with just the sideburns with the long, long beard. Why? Why is that something anyone would do, Jonathan Coulton?

COULTON: It's a good - I don't know. Some people like that look. It's not for me. I think you need the moustache to break up the face.

(LAUGHTER)

EISENBERG: Is that what it is - is to visually break up the lines?

COULTON: Breaks up the face. Otherwise, it's too much face in one place.

(LAUGHTER)

EISENBERG: I've never seen it that way, but now I get it. Mangora.

(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)

EISENBERG: Aaron?

BACH: I'll try chicken.

EISENBERG: (Laughter) I'm sorry. That is incorrect. Mangora - Katie, what do you think?

POLLOCK: Oh, a beer.

EISENBERG: It's a beer?

POLLOCK: Craft beer?

EISENBERG: Too bad. No, it is facial hair. Yeah, it's a portmanteau of man and gora, I guess.

POLLOCK: Is that like the beard that goes from your back like a sweater into a beard?

EISENBERG: Yeah, yeah. It is a - it's a face sweater on a man. Now, it's actually a close-cropped full beard like what Jon Hamm is known for sporting. Yeah.

BACH: Sure.

EISENBERG: Sure, something you'd just want to snuggle up in, I guess.

COULTON: I like Katie's idea of a beard that connects to the back hair.

(LAUGHTER)

COULTON: Sounds amazing.

POLLOCK: I'm glad I'm entertaining you.

COULTON: Yeah.

EISENBERG: Buttface.

(LAUGHTER)

EISENBERG: Is that facial hair, chicken or craft beer?

(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)

EISENBERG: Katie?

POLLOCK: Chicken?

(LAUGHTER)

EISENBERG: That is one ugly chicken. No, that is not a chicken. Aaron, can you steal?

BACH: I really hope it's a craft beer 'cause that would be terrible if it's facial hair.

EISENBERG: (Laughter) You hope correct. It is a craft beer, yes.

(APPLAUSE)

EISENBERG: Naked neck. Don't think too hard, guys. You just got to pick one.

(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)

EISENBERG: Aaron?

BACH: Facial hair.

EISENBERG: But you would think we would go that way.

(LAUGHTER)

EISENBERG: But you are incorrect. Katie, can you steal?

POLLOCK: Craft beer.

EISENBERG: It's a chicken.

(LAUGHTER)

EISENBERG: The Transylvanian naked neck. Art, how did our contestants do?

ART CHUNG: They did OK.

(LAUGHTER)

CHUNG: Slightly worse than chance, but congratulations to Aaron. You're moving onto the final round.

BACH: Thank you.

(APPLAUSE)

EISENBERG: Coming up, we'll talk to Viceland's Hailey Gates about how fashion empowers people around the world, and we'll settle some pop-culture battles with comedian Wyatt Cenac. I'm Ophira Eisenberg, and you're listening to ASK ME ANOTHER from NPR.

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