New Year's Resolutions with Celebrity Help Planning to do great things in 2007 is as simple as following the lead of our many, many dysfunctional celebrities. Let the healing begin.
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New Year's Resolutions with Celebrity Help

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New Year's Resolutions with Celebrity Help

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ANDREA SEABROOK, Host:

Humorist Andy Borowitz has his New Year's resolutions all ready to go, and it's going to be a tough year for our resident fake-news guy.

ANDY BOROWITZ: 2007 is going to be a difficult year for all of us, but if we can get the communication going now, we'll all get through it stronger and better than ever. Let the healing begin.

SEABROOK: Andy Borowitz is the author of "The Republican Playbook" and master of the Borowitz Report Web site.

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