PETER SAGAL, HOST:
Right now, panel, time for you to answer some questions about this week's news. Roy, Japan Airlines has introduced a new service for their passengers. You can pick a seat that is what?
ROY BLOUNT JR: Dry.
SAGAL: It would be terrifying if that were an option.
SAGAL: No. I'll give you a hint. The trick is you pick your seat as to be both far away and upwind from the diaper.
BLOUNT JR: Not too close to a small child.
SAGAL: That's exactly right.
BLOUNT JR: Oh.
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SAGAL: So you can pick a seat far away from babies. So when you go to your check-in on your Japan Airlines flight and you go to the seat map, look for the little happy baby icon on the seats, which indicates the presence of a little, miserable baby.
BLOUNT JR: And don't sit on that one.
SAGAL: How do you guys feel about sitting on planes next to babies?
NEGIN FARSAD: As a lady who just birthed one of those...
FARSAD: ...You know, my baby - I'm not trying to brag, but, like...
FARSAD: ...She's pretty dope. Like, she's, like, pretty chill on a plane.
SAGAL: And how old is she now, 14?
FARSAD: She's, like, a...
FARSAD: Close. She's 9 months.
FARSAD: I will say, though, that we had a pooping incident that was epic.
FARSAD: But this is what happened. The baby - everything's great. The baby doesn't cry. The baby doesn't do anything for five hours. And traveling with a dog - dog and baby.
BILL KURTIS: Oh, my God.
FARSAD: Pomeranian - furry, little guy. And the...
SAGAL: Oh, no.
FARSAD: And at the end of the trip, OK, 20 minutes left to landing, the plane has some turbulence, which makes the baby nauseous. Baby vomits - projectile vomits all over everybody.
FARSAD: But the person who gets it the most is the dog.
FARSAD: The dog then goes into the aisle and does what dogs do.
BLOUNT JR: Oh.
ADAM BURKE: Oh.
FARSAD: And he shakes it out...
KURTIS: Oh, God.
FARSAD: ...Getting vomit over 40 additional people.
FARSAD: The plane screams like bloody murder. And anyways, we laughed and laughed.
SAGAL: I'm just...
SAGAL: I'm just trying to imagine what the little icon is for that.
BURKE: Oh, it's Spirit Airlines.
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