STEVE INSKEEP, HOST:
Good morning. I'm Steve Inskeep.
It's not a crime unless you get caught. Those words were on the back of a man's T-shirt as he committed a crime. We know because a security camera showed him as he cracked open a vending machine at the Twin City Coin Laundry in Crystal City, Mo. This is a Class C felony, even though he's not yet caught. If you see him, you may know him by the 15 pounds of change and bills he stole, or by his sense of irony.
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