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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Right now, panel, time for you to answer some questions about this week's news. Amy, it's hard being a man these days. But luckily...

AMY DICKINSON: Oh, I...

SAGAL: Yes.

(LAUGHTER)

DICKINSON: I literally bleed for you.

(APPLAUSE)

SAGAL: Anyway...

(LAUGHTER)

PETER GROSZ: He's going to start the questioning.

SAGAL: I am.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: It's hard being a man these days. But luckily, one company is catering to their unique needs by finally making what just for men?

DICKINSON: What do men need more of that they don't already have in abundance?

SAGAL: Well, because it's for men, it's extra crusty.

DICKINSON: Like a pizza?

SAGAL: No.

DICKINSON: No.

SAGAL: Although you're in the right general ballpark.

DICKINSON: A type of bread...

SAGAL: Bread, actually - you got it.

DICKINSON: Just for men.

SAGAL: Just for men...

(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)

SAGAL: ...Bread - men's bread.

(LAUGHTER)

DICKINSON: God.

GROSZ: That sounds like a disease.

SAGAL: Yes. Now we have men's bread just for men.

DICKINSON: Do you...

SAGAL: No longer do men have to put ham and cheese directly on their hairy forearms.

(LAUGHTER)

DICKINSON: Do you cover it with man spread?

SAGAL: You do. Of course, Amy.

(APPLAUSE)

SAGAL: The product claims to be a, quote, "functional, high-performance bread for men."

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: It, of course, comes in flavors just for men like multigrain, barbecue and the Oscar for best director.

(SOUNDBITE OF SONG, "BABY I'M A WANT YOU")

BREAD: (Singing) Baby, I'm a want you. Baby, I'm a need you.

SAGAL: Coming up, our panelists enjoy a lazy Sunday afternoon in our Bluff the Listener game. Call 1-888-WAIT-WAIT to play. We'll be back in a minute with more of WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME from NPR.

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