MICHELE NORRIS, host:
Our correspondent, David Greene, has been on the presidential campaign trail for what seems like an eternity now. That means a lot of stump speeches, policy papers, debates, and of course, some gaffs from the candidates.
David tells us he's seen his fair share of made-for-Hollywood moments, and in all his free time on the campaign plane or bus, his mind has been wondering to this thought - what if campaign 2008 were a movie?
Take it away, David.
GREENE: So, one question about this campaign movie is whether we even need real actors. The candidates have already given us a ton of material for a trailer.
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GREENE: In a land ripped by politics.
Unidentified Woman: No. I actually don't even watch the news.
GREENE: Three candidates fight for the ultimate job. A woman with a dream.
Senator HILLARY CLINTON (Democrat, New York; Presidential Candidate): You know, this is very personal for me. It's not just political, it's not just public. I see what's happening.
GREENE: The man with hope in his eyes.
Senator BARACK OBAMA (Democratic, Illinois; Presidential Candidate): Hope, hope is what led me here today.
GREENE: And the war hero.
Senator JOHN McCAIN (Republican, Arizona; Presidential Candidate): Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you my friends.
GREENE: Who will lead the free world?
Sen. CLINTON: He's very likeful. I agree with that. I don't think I'm that bad.
Sen. OBAMA: You're likable enough.
Sen. CLINTON: Thank you.
GREENE: Okay, that's enough. Maybe we could use some real actors. I've actually gotten ideas from voters. I've talked to a few, while I was out covering the Democratic race in Pennsylvania. Let's start with Hillary Clinton.
Unidentified Man: Florence Henderson, I guess, would be...
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Unidentified Man: Hillary Clinton.
Unidentified Woman #1: I see Denzel Washington or Cuba Gooding, or even Jamie Foxx as Barack. Hillary is a tougher one.
Unidentified Woman #2: Maybe Jodie Foster.
Unidentified Woman #3: No.
Unidentified Woman #2: She's smart.
GREENE: Lots of suggestions and I decided I'd take them to an expert. NPR's movie critic, Bob Mondello.
Bob says if a film crew was actually casting the movie, they'd probably try caricature the candidates.
BOB MONDELLO: Hollywood falls back on stereotypes whenever it can because that makes the storytelling easier, it's - you know the character you don't have to explain things.
GREENE: Okay, so we're dealing with stereotypes. That said, who would Hollywood cast as Obama? Denzel Washington?
MONDELLO: Too old. He's 54, no way.
GREENE: Oh, Will Smith.
MONDELLO: Better. It's easy - it's easier to make him look older than it is to make Denzel Washington look younger.
GREENE: What's more, Will Smith is known for giving uplifting speeches, like in the comedy, "Hitch," when he was giving relationship advice.
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Mr. WILL SMITH (Actor): (As Alex Hitchens) Just one shot to make the difference between happily ever after and oh, he's just some guy I went to some thing with once.
GREENE: Inspirational, sure. Bob Mondello says Will Smith's characters also tend to be inexperienced and maybe idealist. As for Hillary Clinton, Bob thinks Meryl Streep.
MONDELLO: And she's actually played a role that it would, kind of, make sense to think about - "The Manchurian Candidate" - where she is, sort of, the ultimate political operative.
(Soundbite of movie "The Manchurian Candidate")
Unidentified Man: …will do what you are buffing.
Ms MERYL STREEP (Actor): (As Senator Eleanor Shaw) Oh, no, senator, I would and, and I will and I will do whatever is necessary to protect America.
GREENE: As for who should play John McCain?
MONDELLO: Actor who resembles him a little bit, I think, Richard Dreyfuss.
GREENE: He played a very conservative senator in the movie "The American President."
(Soundbite of movie "The American President")
RICHARD DREYFUSS (Actor): (As Senator Bob Rumson) I'm glad to see that the President has a girlfriend. Never mind, that she's the hired gun of an ultra-liberal political action committee.
GREENE: The attack dog, the temper - just the kind of stereotype Hollywood loves. Before I let our movie critic go, I did ask Bob how he'd review the presidential campaign so far.
MONDELLO: Yeah, really muddy exposition and it's going to get eventually to the conclusion, it's taking way too long to get there.
GREENE: The suspense will end November 4th at theaters everywhere. Well, at a polling station near you.
David Greene, NPR News.
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